女人心

一个男人在加利福尼亚州的海滩边上走，捡到一盏陈旧的灯。他把灯摩擦一下，出来了一个灯魔，灯魔说， " 好。 您从灯释放了我. 这是这个月的第四次了， 所以您只得到一个愿望! " 那男人考虑了一下说， " 我总是想去夏威夷，但是我怕飞行，我也会晕船。您能修造桥梁到夏威夷的吗？这样我就可以驾车到那边玩" 灯魔笑说， "  不可能的。 要多少钢材才能支持到达太平洋桥梁？ !! 不可能的。。。想另一个愿望吧." 那男人说， " 我结婚和离婚四次。 我的妻子总是说我不关心她。因此，我希望我可以了解女人….知道她们怎么想，什么时候我应该沉默….为什么女人会哭泣，知道她们真正地想要什么 ….怎样使她们真正地快乐…." 灯魔问， " 您想要的那座桥是二车道的还是四车道的？"

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...." The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"